On the 8th Day of Christmas the School Network gave to me...
8 full seasons of Simpsons episodes
Several hundred pirated movies
Hundreds of thousands of MP3s
5 Mindless Games! (ok, so only 3: CS, Black & White, & Worms)
4 hours/day without IM
3 illegal opperations
Too many email viruses to count
And that blue fatal error screen of death!