For those of you with mediocre expectations for your summer employment, is NH the place for you! Here's an excerpt from a classified ad from today's paper for a summer lawn care service:

"Essential qualifications include possession of a valid state driver's license with an age of 21, an average driving record and the ability to pass a drug screen and physical."

I know they've set the bar high, but I have faith that somewhere out there I have some friends who just might be qualified enough for this position.