Driving down Memory Lane

I was looking through my scrap book when I ran across a collection of quotes from sophomore year. Some of them were just too hilarious to not reprint...

Malinda

• "I'll take the husband, Erin K. can have the goat cheese."
• "Erin, come quick! There's a cricket in here and it's gonna eat Becca's toe!"
• "The best part of football is the tight ends."
  

Becca

• (in regard to seeing squirrels mating) "Ewww! How can they do that?! It's just not something I'd expect on a Christian campus!"
• "Lambs, ducks...they're all the same. They're both white, they both have beaks...oh wait..."
• "Men shouldn't be allowed to dress themselves."
• "I like God--He color coordinates."

Emily

• "You know it's a bad day when you call yourself a piece of crap."
• "My God-given talent is stupidity."
• "I want to go home...to where if you say 'underwear' it's bad...it's so much safer there."
• "I'll feel bad for a week, until I forget what I did."
• "What do you guys eat in NH?" Me: "Huh?" Emily: "Well, cause you know that model...and um, that...smart kid..."
• "It's like a gourmet cheez-it."
• "Things to bring to Erin's party: silverware...Erin Kinnen..."
• "Mayo? EWWWW! It's good for moisturizing your tuna and that's it!
• "I even know people I don't know."

Me

• (commentary on spring happenings on Hopeman lawn) "I don't care who wins, I just got to see the nerd try to play football."
• "How many points do they get for a 2 point conversion?"
• "My conditioner peed on my bed!"
• "This hair spray smells like beer."
• "You've got to accept the fact and say, 'Hey, I'm on crack, but it's okay'."
• "I'm not going to be an editorial slut!"
• "I can be rented out...wait, that sounds bad!"
• "That's why I'm always playing the mother...the mother who's a chronic liar..."

Feel free to add your own random memories/quotes (GCC or otherwise)

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