I am speechless. I was channel surfing just moments ago, when I heard an oh-so-familiar tune: Superchic[k] on the TV! Excitement quickly faded to disgust as I realized that one of my top two favorite bands was playing on a Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen movie! How could they?! My ears have been harmed, my eyes assailed, and my love tainted. Emily, how can we cope?!