Tonight we had a tornado warning. One was spotted six miles from campus, so they made us all go down to the ground floors of our dorms and wait it out. Unfortunately, Calderwood was not swept away. I have not heard any rumors of Bon Apetit food storage exploding over campus, and I'm pretty sure a certain Prof. here was not affected by the same weather. I'm sure it was due to the fact that the wonders of science was able to predict exactly what the weather would be doing. But he doesn't believe in science...or hates it...or thinks it's heretical or blasphemous....or something like that.... In any case, it was a pretty uneventful tornado warning.