Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Ya, so college has taken away my constitutional right to drink orange juice at non-morning times of the day. They shut the machines off, and that whole month that I was sick, I was deprived of the necessary Vitamin C needed to restore my body. A couple weeks ago I figured out how to open the machine and turn it on. So I was showing my friend Sarah Hawk how to accomplish this last night, when out of nowhere, this hand tries to shut the machine on my arm! I was curtly informed that I am not allowed to use the OJ machines except for breakfast. No other explanation was given. Are we that cheap that we need to save the OJ? Is it an endangered species or something?! Honestly, what next? At least I'm not in Biomedical Ethics, like Emily. She gets to spend 2 1/2 hours every Monday evening hearing some guy in her discussion group complain about how the school took away his constitutional right to procreate.