Why my church friends make me smile:

Because Cassie will eat an entire jar of fluff or mayo plain without thinking anything of it.
Because Danielle can't get through a conversation without punching Darrell.
Because even if Nick became anorexic, Darrell would still call him fat.
Because Joey was never taken to the zoo and will never be allowed to forget it.
Because Darrell will never give up trying to pick up hot chicks.
Because bubbles make Jamie happy.
Because Nick and Darrell are "not gay".
Because everyone loves going to the beach but also hates being sandy.
Because Cassie and I are the only girls not afraid of swimming in rivers or the ocean.
Because we have every word in Catch Phrase memorized.
Because we play the game like it was a life-or-death situation.
Because Joey's always late...but we always wait for him.
Because we're all broke but somehow manage to pull the cash together for food anyways.
And because no matter how broke we are or how much we "fight" or how often we run out of things to do, we're always willing to hang out day after day after day after day...